The two boys squared up to fight...
Jimmy:come on then you fucking dick!
Hamish:Holy shit, get away from me, you have poo moo!
Jimmy:come on then you fucking dick!
Hamish:Holy shit, get away from me, you have poo moo!
by doyouwantit May 26, 2010
a game, originating from a small indigenous tribe in the amazon where one member would excrete into ones hand and hide the poo in the personal belongings of another tribe member's humble abode. Discovered by the Spanish in 1864 the game has become a worldwide phenomenon. including such famous games as the mystery poo of 88 where Prince Albert hid an abnormally large one and it took Queen Victoria a good four months to find it...
Nick Clegg: did you leave this poo here?
David Cameron: i thought we were playing hide the poo?
Nick Clegg: No... no we weren't
David Cameron: i thought we were playing hide the poo?
Nick Clegg: No... no we weren't
by come 'ere gawgus February 19, 2012
Mind poo is when you need to a do a real shit but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. So instead of walking. You do a massive shit in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a shit in real life. Thinking too hard may cause you to do a real shit.
Guy 1: I really need a shit but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.
Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.
Guy 1: A mind what????
Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.
Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.
Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.
Guy 1: A mind what????
Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.
Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.
by ynnoj February 08, 2008
1. someone who is ultimately afraid of everything or refuses to do something for no good reason.
2. Something so dirty that no one will even go near it; makes you gag.
3. when you put your thumbs and index fingers together in a rounded edged diamond shape and put them on top of your head.
2. Something so dirty that no one will even go near it; makes you gag.
3. when you put your thumbs and index fingers together in a rounded edged diamond shape and put them on top of your head.
1. person #1: c'mon just jump in!
person #2: no way man!
person #1: stop being such a poo-see!
2. oh god that's such a poo-see! there's no way i'm going anywhere near that!
person #2: no way man!
person #1: stop being such a poo-see!
2. oh god that's such a poo-see! there's no way i'm going anywhere near that!
by vhskater December 01, 2011
by Andree 3000 August 01, 2006
A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
by Andrew Thompson May 02, 2005