Brew Poo

Diarrhea the morning after drinking a lot of beer.

Oh man, I got brew poo from the party last night.

by Andree 3000 August 1, 2006

poo moo

when you have extremely bad breath, when your breath stinks of shit.

The two boys squared up to fight...
Jimmy:come on then you fucking dick!
Hamish:Holy shit, get away from me, you have poo moo!

by doyouwantit May 26, 2010

poo-face

1. An utter douche bag, idiot, and asshole, whose face resembles that of a kangaroo's ass. All of this rolled into one humanoid.

Origin: Oddworld

a. You poo-face.
b. Fuking poo-face
c. Damn poo-face

by Oranos December 16, 2004

Poo-see

1. someone who is ultimately afraid of everything or refuses to do something for no good reason.

2. Something so dirty that no one will even go near it; makes you gag.

3. when you put your thumbs and index fingers together in a rounded edged diamond shape and put them on top of your head.

1. person #1: c'mon just jump in!

person #2: no way man!

person #1: stop being such a poo-see!

2. oh god that's such a poo-see! there's no way i'm going anywhere near that!

by vhskater December 1, 2011

Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.

Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.

by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

poo nani

pussay

joe ritzma doesnt get any poo nani

by Anonymous January 12, 2003