A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
by HelpDickStuckinCow July 25, 2015
When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.
Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
by MHM Yes October 18, 2018
a phone that is in a pocket accidentally, due to pressure on the pant leg, dials and calls a number or contact accidentally
*Ring Ring Ring
James: Hello, Bob! (Silence) You there?
*click
Betty: (to James) who was that?
James: That was Bob. He must have pocket called me.
James: Hello, Bob! (Silence) You there?
*click
Betty: (to James) who was that?
James: That was Bob. He must have pocket called me.
by DJ MiXup November 19, 2009
by Mike Athena December 18, 2010
When your two hole cards dealt in a game of Texas Hold'em Poker are the two lowest black cards in a standard deck. Even though you have a pair of dueces, you still have a couple of nigs in your hand.
by Quecumber December 22, 2011
by Preop-or-not November 28, 2005
A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.
by AntsInTheKoolAid May 20, 2005