Pedro

Sexual move.
A man is having sex win a woman in the doggy style position. He fakes orgasm, pull his cock out of the woman's body and spits on her back, simulating ejaculation.
She then turns around thinking it's all over, and at that precise moment, the man comes on her face, in the region between the nose and the mouth, creating a mustache, i.e. the Pedro.

"Last night, I did the Pedro to some random girl I met at a bar."

by French Connection September 26, 2009

Pedaphile

1. Somebody with an unhealthy interest in bicycles
2. A badly spelt pedophile

1. When I found those bike magazines under his bed I instantly knew he was a pedaphile
2. I can't spell so I always end up writing pedaphile.

by Aaerii June 30, 2009

Pedosexual

A made up term from the evil that exists in the sick world we are all living in. Somehow connected to the idea that it's natural to be sexually attracted to other things besides men to women and women to men. A mental illness at it's finest.

S/he thinks s/he is a pedosexual when in reality, s/he is just very mentally ill.

by Get into my car June 9, 2018

pedopillar

A annoying green worm in games like Second Life
Its annoying as hell
Sings annoying "Ice-Cream" song
While a guy called "Dynamic Drinkwater" holds him in his hands running across sim called Badnarik
Ba-Dna-Ruh

Hey dude,yesterday some retard came in badnarik with pedopillar and raped the shit out of my ears

by MAST3RLINX December 24, 2007

Pedosmile

1: A facial expression commonly found on middle aged men while looking at teenage girls.

2: A facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.

1
Girl A: Hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. We should get out of here.

Girl B: Oh yea, look at his pedosmile.

2
Guy A: Dude, why can't I ever get these chicks numbers?

Guy B: You should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.

by WiseJanitor213 February 28, 2009

Pedodemon

A pedodemon is a pedophile who has molested or fantasized of molesting children.
These are sick people. You can tell them by their over helpful attitude and friendly smiles. Usually males who seem alone, and have a secluded lifestyle.

The pedodemon is on the sex offenders list!

by you abused me January 28, 2007

pedant

one who acts in the role as teacher/lecturer, often without invitation. Usually considered pejorative.

Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.

by tom carbon January 31, 2010