Whelp, Paint

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt

Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.

by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022

Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?

Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)

by LeDarke March 9, 2020

Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied

“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022

Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.

There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?

by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025

Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self

Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.

by Dudely January 22, 2022