Batter coated orgasm

A deep fried Mars bar

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.

by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011

eye orgasm

when someone’s eye is so unbelievably sexy that it gives you an orgasm

her eyes were so dreamy that i eye orgasmed in my panties

by A joe cock January 14, 2021

Arctic Orgasm

Getting pig roasted by two popsicles

“I had a crazy popsicle orgasm last night! The best arctic orgasm I’ve ever had.

by Mr. Polar Orgy July 5, 2022

orgasm

something you'll never give her cause yo dick to small

person 1: oh fuck man im a virgin
person 2: well good luck
~afterwards~
person 3: I CANT EVEN ORGASM WITH YOUR SMALL DICK

by bigtata_bish1! December 11, 2023

orgasmic seizure

A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.

person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk

by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020

Orgasm Outfit

An outfit that a male/female can wear to cause those around them to have a spontaneous orgasm due to the sheer sexiness of the outfit.

"Dude did u see Stacys mom Orgasm Outfit"
"Ya I about busted right there when she walked by"

by MinnyP May 7, 2020

nose orgasm

it’s a sneeze.

that sneeze felt like a nose orgasm

by orgasm_aficionado July 1, 2021