me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 04, 2020
by RJ, Jacek December 01, 2007
When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
by Staichen March 31, 2024
jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!
by karait twirl April 07, 2009
“Finesse from the couch”
“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM
When one does business from home.
When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM
When one does business from home.
When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks”
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.
by Mike458gt June 17, 2023