tap n' board

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".

*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.

yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?

she may or may not have...

by -----tap-- February 22, 2010

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I'd tap that anyday

like tapping it except anyday or time of any givin amount of time

A: "Damn hannahs got a nice ass"
C: "fuck yea. I'd tap that anyday"

by Nottakin? December 09, 2010

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Sacramento sack tap

When a woman is giving a man a blow job and proceeds to slap the man in the nuts, causing discomfort and possible anger to the man.

That fucking slut gave me the Sacramento sack tap last night. I was fucking pissed dude.

by Jet Lewis November 14, 2008

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long term tapping that

an expression meaning having sex with the same person for the long term...i.e. in a marriage or serious relationship.

I'm not really looking for the casual hookup anymore, I'd really like to find someone to long term tap it with.

I'd sure like to be "long term tapping that" with him/her.

by youjustgotblackberried2 May 19, 2009

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