Roofing Noodles 

Any pill to make the pain go away.

"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."

Roofing Noodles by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

Death Noodle

A better and more appropriate word for tornadoes/tornado.

Willy was eaten by a Death Noodle.
The cattle withstood 2 death noodles last night.

Death Noodle by Crimsion101 September 27, 2021

Boodle Noodles 

Boodle Noodles can be used as a noun

and as a derogative term/adjective a Boodle Noodle

as a noun it can mean food that a person has put their rump in
in adjective form you can use it as an insult

Example 1
Person 1: Wow man, this tastes great :D
Person 2: :> they're boodle noodles
Person 1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Example 2
Person 1: I hate you
Person:2 well, you smell like boodle noodles
Person 1: T^T

Boodle Noodles by Uninteresting_Introvert October 12, 2021

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

German noodle leash by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Gummy Noodle 

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

Gummy Noodle by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022

Chicken Noodle Strip 

CNS (Chicken Noodle Strip) is a word you scream out when you're playing video games. Usually meant to degrade someone.

"NO ONE LOVES YOU GADAMN BUILT LIKE A CHICKEN NOODLE STRIP WITH THE TERIAKI IN THE MIDDLE BRUH" -Person 1
" Damn bro I finna kms" -Person 2

Chicken Noodle Strip by CNSLover October 30, 2022

Poop Noodle 

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

Poop Noodle by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023