/e/tard

One who uses internet explorer

Bob: Dude, my internet speed is so slow and buggy.
John: That's because you're an /e/tard, bro.

by Dark Macek October 29, 2011

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).

#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.

by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011

Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...

Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

by 1upChuka July 7, 2009

tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

by retodded retodd December 1, 2010