Mouthy Muffin

A fat 30 something woman with a flat face who lectures high value men for not being married to other 30 somethings with a notch count of 100+ men. Is a feminist, often found attending weddings of her mates who have cuckolded weak men. Gives her fat simp cousin hand jobs at the back of the Home and tells him he has a full head of hair. Arranges marriages and regularly cuckolds her husband gyrating her fat hole on the dance floor of the Home while he watches from the bar.

Got confronted by the Mouthy Muffin on Saturday night. Told me I need to be married

by Fat J 80s February 3, 2023

Smoking a Muffin

A unique term for smoking something of legit yet legal substance the wrong way so that the 'high' is more of a pshchological effect.

My freind and I were in the backyard smoking a muffin.

by MuffinSmokers101 May 8, 2010

Muffin Pup

its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies

muffin pup: W00F W00F W00F W00F W00F

by jonaa1j38dl3 August 26, 2009

purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick

Shut up John your such a purple muffin!

by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007

chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

by RoundElephant September 24, 2007

muffin face

It is a reference to a female who is somewhat ditzy yet cute at the same with with round cheeks.

"Aw look at that little girl, she's such a muffin face!"

by Muffinsss January 24, 2012

Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).

"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"

by Sakine June 24, 2009