mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {[Messenger Add Oak]}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis

I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch

by Pervington August 31, 2022

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34

Cartoonaboo: 12 oz. Mouse SUCKS ASS

by GiantVixen April 27, 2023