Dead Mouse 

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).

“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”

Dead Mouse by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 28, 2022

Penis Mouse 

A slang term for Mickey Mouse, because Mickey means penis

Hey, Mickey Mouse should be called Penis mouse.

Penis Mouse by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 15, 2022

Mickey Mouse 

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.

Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!

Mickey Mouse by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse 

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse by Khoatic May 16, 2022

mickey mouse player 

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

mickey mouse player by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

harold mouse 

Harry mouse is a giga chad n

Yes harold mouse

harold mouse by Itz_pugs June 25, 2022

Drunken Mouse Syndrome 

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.

Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.

Drunken Mouse Syndrome by Roxtards July 13, 2022