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The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
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Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg
My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool
by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025
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Mickey Mouse

What a bunch of feral boys. And then there Mickey Mouse I guess
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Click on the mouse

by Michi F. May 2, 2018
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Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.
I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse
by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024
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Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.
Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.
by User1893 July 21, 2022
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Mouse-ke-tool

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”
by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022
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