monosyllabic quandrenasium

The standard " i only know one big word so here it is" anwser to any intelectual question.

"hey what do you think about (insert some long ass word that has no buisness existing)"

"well i must say that seems like quite a monosyllabic quandrenasium"

"fuck you for trying to hurt my brain with big words"

by vertigoFX May 12, 2006

monopoly

To own all.

AIM, Microsoft, etc. This is becoming increasingly more difficult as the government busted up AT&T in the 1980's and American Airlines recently.

by Flyashi November 9, 2003

monogoney

The spiffy monster that slayed the migthy dragons of Agnamor with the golden spoon of might interfused with glorious song. Many monogoneys appear in such films as Traffic, Titanic, Star Wars 1-9, Lord of the Rings Trilogy extended edition, and most notably Earnest goes to camp.

What a monogoney!

by Monogoon January 13, 2004

monopolistic

1. Awesome, amazing, great, psychedilic or cool.
2. Related to a monopoly.

That party was so monopolistic. Everyone is still talking about the great time they had.

Monopolistic companies are usually broken up give other businesses a chance.

by Aight_ChikaChika March 10, 2010

monoploy

1. To have only one plan and no backup. Meaning, if that plan fails, you're screwed completely.

2. To focus on one (usually insane) scheme, often at the expense of having a life.

3. Plan A, Plan A, Plan A. Plan B? What plan B?

related to monoployism. (to put all ones eggs in one basket)

(origins: typographical error in FB chat, which stuck and fell into usage)

Dezza: "So hang on, fred is out there giving away all his worldly possessions why?"

Jedda: "Well, our pastor said Jesus is returning tomorrow - Fred believes we'll be caught up in the clouds so he won't be needing any of his stuff"

Dezza: "Nice monoploy"

by D.Liver.Rants May 6, 2011

Monocep

Slang for the most important muscle in the male body - the penis aka The Monocep.

While many men look to increase their Biceps, Triceps and Quadriceps, I prefer to focus on my Monocep in an effort to truly please the ladies.

by BatmanMuscles August 26, 2013

Monocle

The act of putting ones testicle on a willing participants eye

I played such a brutal game of monocle with molly's mum last night

by BertieQueen April 15, 2015