vaginer miner

one who mines the vagina, one who engages in sexual intercourse often

He gets laid all the time...He's a Vaginer Miner!

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009

Mineola

Derived from the native american word meaning "a pleasant place", it's a small village in Nassau County.

That Mineola is such a great place to live!

by hottasshottie March 18, 2009

Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.

Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.

by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003

MineShit

Taking a shit and playing Minecraft at the same time

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "MineShit"
Person 1: "Whats that"
Person 2: "Shitting and playing Minecraft"

by Jandel February 10, 2014

gold miner

Anyone who has an interest in dating East Asians

Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???

by Scotty Shaw March 4, 2008