Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011

Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

by urbangrrrl April 4, 2009

Mesican

All Mexicans because they're always messin up somthin.

"I'm a Mexican American!"
"Get your ass out of here, nigga you's a Mesican."

by dorion February 10, 2005

Messer

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!

by JordanRoyalHills December 8, 2016

messin

the act of interfering with someone that your not with
fucking with someone you dont go out with it could be just kissing, touching, or fucking

Na i dont go out wit her we just messin

by boricua147bx April 9, 2008

Crystal Mess

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;

Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use

"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."

by karinova December 24, 2005

mini me's

The kids inside the SOCCER MOM mini-vans.

Look at all those mini me's (said while passing a Soccer Mom)

by Therese Burns June 24, 2003