An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
by L*na August 02, 2022
Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.
"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"
by Frenetic1 June 05, 2023
A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.
Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
by AAAAAAAAHH November 28, 2021
by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021
by juddily November 24, 2024
It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.
My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023
Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!
by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021