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masturbation

for horny bitches:
i heard my parents car finally leave the drive, running to the draw filled with dildos and lube. i ripped off my clothes until all that was left was my thong. i gently started to rub my pussy, feeling instant relief and wanting more. i ripped off my panties, enjoying it even more raw. the more i rubbed, the more vigorous i got. it was throbbing now, begging for those fingers to slide right in. i moaned at the thought of it, inserting my middle finger into my clit, pounding it in and out. but 1 wasnt enough, my index finger slid in along with my middle finger going as deep as i could. cum building up, rubbing and fingering myself even harder to the point my legs were shaking. the adrenaline was insane, building up until i moaned so loud my throat hurt. i couldnt stop moaning, it just felt so good. i needed more, i craved more. i slammed my draw open and pulled out my dildo. i placed it facing upwards on my floor and yanked my fingers out of my pussy. i started to bounce on it, turning into aggressively riding it and pumping it into my body. god it felt so good. my pussy was dripping wet. i could feel the cum about to leave my body, clenching to not finger myself even more. this lasted a few seconds before it squirted out of me, launching across the room and landing on my door, dripping down. the moan that came out of me was the best one yet. i couldn't help but rub my pussy even more until my brother came in my room. not realising he was home, he said
"no need for masturbation, i can help with that"
by sw@ggyp0tat0es February 22, 2024
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Masturbation

That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.
"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)
by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019
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Masturbate

A game played with own toy to kill your sexual appetite.
"Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."

"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"
by Silver Blake December 15, 2020
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Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.
John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"
by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021
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Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024
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free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 23, 2022
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Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s
Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!
by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021
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