Looting

You ALSO did it!

Hym "Looting is only OK if Jews do it. Which they did. The looted this."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Looking good in the neighborhood

U have long hair and the beard that u bit for years giving u a primitive dom look and even recently confessed that Cameron Diaz is the most attractive actress in the wrld and u just worked up the confidence to feel the need to tell everyone on a Snapchat story that your ”looking good in the neighborhood”

I’m looking good, I’m looking good in the neighborhood

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 1, 2025

Losing your minds

What!? The AI is LITERALLY... MY STOLEN MIND! And YOU are freaking out about it!?

Hym "YOU are losing YOUR minds!? HA! From the AI? The AI is making you do that? 1. You were nutters in the first Goddamn place 2. It's MY stolen mind. AND... I'm in a fucking weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus you fucking clowns how is that not the fucking thing that tripping you out here like what the actual fuck? You see how tone-deaf that shit sounds, doesn't it? Jesus. Look. I also have an infection eating away at my brain. FuuuAuuuuck me! YOU!?

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

looning

taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.

Aaron: Yo I just finished looning.
Chad: Erm, that's actually not-
Aaron: Chad more like chud

by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025

Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.

OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!

by slabbinpits February 12, 2012

Boing Loing

Slaping a girl with your sack as fast as you can. Up and down. Side to side.

I was pissed at at my girl friend so, I boing loinged her.

by The Retard October 15, 2012

Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013