Watermelon Crawl

When a person goes to the Rocky Ford fair and blacks out at the beer garden, and they still find their way home.

I went to the beer garden at the Rocky Ford fair with my friends, and I did the watermelon crawl home.

by TheWatermelonCrawler March 19, 2026

Watermelon, fried chicken, and kool aid!

The types of food that big black muscular guys will eat (ramazani)

give me the ramazani meal ( watermelon, fried chicken, and Kool aid!

by Idonotliketacos May 15, 2025

Watermelon

Watermelon refers to your significant other, normally a spouse or wife.

"I love my watermelon she has massive honkers."

by SirRed June 30, 2025

Watermelon Milk

A black girls pussy juice

Oh man sharkeesha just blasted me with her watermelon milk

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Watermelon People

A black person or person of color. Refers to the watermelon stereotype of black people and the stereotype of idleness associated with black people.

In Germany and Austria, jokes about the Holocaust, Muslims, Jews, and Watermelon People are illegal due to restrictions on hate speech laws and laws surrounding freedom of expression.

by kinghiroichi1 October 15, 2025

Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act

Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

watermeloning

An abortion technique when the mother decides to fall belly first onto the ground and crushes the fetus, sending blood and guts everywhere like when one smashes a watermelon.

Bethany couldn't get an abortion so she resorted to watermeloning.

by depfried145 November 17, 2025