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Jock-Lock

When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005
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cunt jockey

opposite of a cock jockey
FUCKING LESBIANS!!!!!!
alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmprick shes a cunt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she's fucking fat!!!
by RubySpank December 14, 2006
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jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.
mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink
by stoph December 6, 2003
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Jincka

I ramed my lass in the jinka!!!
by ScottyTooHotty March 18, 2004
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jockhawk

Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style.
Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair

soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!

soccer player 1: good idea!
by Tyler Butler August 30, 2005
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jock

Arrogant pricks often found in high schools who get all the chicks and often poor grades. They are popular, and pick on the nerds.
They are the the types of people who get it all in high school but after, just end up flipping fucking burgers.
That douchebag is a real jock...
by Jawc0 October 6, 2009
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poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.
by Lewis February 26, 2004
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