jerryass

One who is ineffectual, worthless, or generally sucks at life. Most often attributed to one who is not good at sports or games. Best said in the victim's "backswing".

Adam sucks at all sports, he is a jerryass.

by A-Rok September 8, 2008

jerky ox

In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain.

"WOW, that bitch gave me a Jerky ox last night. I'm going to dump her ass."

by delli June 29, 2007

jerky sleeves

n.1 low-hanging and dry labia.

n.2 arm coverings made of dried meat.

n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.

n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.

by Tomakazi7322 December 24, 2007

Jerbisation

- N. (Jerb iss ashun)-
A long conversation of boring small talk and anecdotes with someone you do not like, but needed something from.

"Where have you been?" "I needed a buck for a pop, and got stuck in an hour long jerbisation with Liska."

by Earl Sharrow October 27, 2008

Jerrybat

A word that can be used as any verb in the world!

"I just jerrybatted that shit last night."

by princessam. March 21, 2009

Jerboner

A combination of someone being a jerk and a total boner.

Can you believe that guy we met last night from Trenton? Biggest jerboner I have ever met.

by JLISS1379 July 31, 2010

Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011