unfunny james

A person that attempts to copy and be funny like a close friend/relative of theirs but doesn't succeed. They will actually attempt to do this in public causing an awkward silence. When they do this you will wish you had a shovel to dig a hole for them and bury them in it because they are too clueless to realize their unfunniness.

Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.

Girl: Wow. Unfunny James is at it again.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

James Walker

The pussy penetrator. Grab her ass and take her to bed. Gets all the pussy

Oh yeah, James Walker just did me

by gibbothegreatyt May 31, 2021

James-shot

the word for the act of running very close to someone in a first-person shooting video game and pulling the trigger

Joe runs up to Paul with a sniper rifle and shoots Paul point blank in the head

Paul: OMG Joe, that was such a James-shot

Joe: Nuu uhh im too skilled for that!

by jamesshot6543 September 5, 2009

James Townstart

James Townstarts have many cousins. Although blood related, they (The 'James Townstarts'), likes to indulge in the sacred art of the "Sexy Time", with them (His cousins)

Juan - Did you see James Townstart?

Noah - Yeah he's with his cousin.

by NungNung111 March 20, 2022

James Hyde

Singer/Songwriter from London, Uk, Currently residing in Sarasota, Florida. Has a mesmerizing singing voice and plays primarily Inide/Folk Rock music. Hyde is also the bass player for National act Hangman Jury sharing the stage with Bands such as Motley Crue, Godsmack, and many others. A truly special and captivating person.

That is the most beautiful male I have ever seen in my entire life, he is such a James Hyde.

by DanielleNova August 17, 2010

james carville

Proof that not all Southerners are right-wing. Louisiana-bred pundit who was made famous for running Clinton's presidential campaign in 1992. Notorious for being extremely liberal, and very vocal about what he believes in. Ironically enough he's married to Mary Matalin a devout Republican, whom he met while she was supporting Bush during that same 1992 campaign.

Is still active today.

Yeah Republicans hate James Carville, but is that a surprise? Have you heard the guy?

by Lame Liberal July 28, 2008

James Kay

A squealer or a very very irritating person or someone who says whom and likes gay stuff like robot wars and says tsunami when a big wave comes in the sea.

Guy: Yo are a total james kay caveboy
Buddy: yea well yo momma so fat that when ya'll momma sit down she sit down next to everyone.

by Connor Faulkner November 17, 2004