A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.
Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"
Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.
it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day
A soldier of epic proportions in WW2. The English Chuck Norris. Once captured 42 German soldiers with help from only one fellow soldier. Was fond of his longbow, and actually killed Axis soldiers with it.
"any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed". - Jack Churchill