Jack Colorful

Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids

i just got one punched by jack colorful

by trtw June 2, 2010

Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")

When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."

by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010

jack douche

the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.

thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche

by thefinness October 29, 2010

Jackass Button

An imaginary button that causes someone to become a complete jackass.

Coined by Bill Engvall in "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road" when he was describing an incident during one of his flights.

Bill: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button.

by kimosabe22 January 16, 2012

jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

Jack Sparrow

There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

by iqwb June 20, 2013

jack o' rag

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.

Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag

by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014