A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
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by simplistikmind April 11, 2010
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