Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.
by Peter L. Harris January 07, 2017
A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.
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by Litmane January 27, 2017
Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad
Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*
by the rumor weed February 14, 2019
music you listen to when you’re high as fuck. microwave music. slow songs that make you feel as high as a kite. you feel like you’re in heaven.
by fayri July 09, 2019