tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first June 02, 2011

Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!

Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!

by MS.M-R February 04, 2021

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 11, 2015

Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

by Sweats11537 August 23, 2023

Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 23, 2009

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 06, 2014