happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023

happilyer

it’s a word now i created it

yes your childhood could have been lived a lot happilyer

by told u June 6, 2023

happenmaker

One who makes things happen (obvi)

“Last minute coordination between ex- and regular wife, daddy you’re a true happenmaker!”

by Jadubbz June 25, 2023

happierestesterest

the happiest you could ever be. not possible to beat.

i am the happierestesterest with my boyfriend and way way happier than him.

by never lost a day in my life July 13, 2023

Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.

by Bagelnine July 24, 2023

Happier-er

Just like the word happier but your happier than happier, lol

“you make me happy-

good im glad i make you happy but

you make me happier-er”

by FOCUSSYO July 25, 2023