fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

rusty hammer

During the act of sex while a woman is experiencing her monthly menses, the man pulls his blood-covered organ from her vagina and inserts it into the woman's mouth.

The rusty hammer is the best, but she did not think so.

by Gillez Ballpaint July 4, 2006

MC hammer

The only rapper to ever have talent.

MC hammer could beat Eminem's ass any day of the week.

by Delthryn March 29, 2005

blood hammer

Yet another word for the penis.

"Suck my blood hammer"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk

the drunkest you have every been and do not remember anything for the next 2 days.

Dude I was so hammeredassblackedoutdrunk last night I don't remember anything.

by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007

hamberder

This is how President Donald Trump spells hamburger.

I bought 1000 hamberders for the national champion Clemson Tigers.

by TJ Wass January 15, 2019

Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003