gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon

Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon

by Dsav July 31, 2015

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

gabby gut

Someone who loves to talk and share what they know with everyone around.

Timmy is such a gabby gut! I tell him something and next thing you know, everyone knows!

by flippin-burgers January 16, 2025

gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.

Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.

by ThatJO May 4, 2018

Jug gut

When you drink a large amount of fluid and you stomach sounds like a half full jug slushing around

I chugged a gallon of water and now I have jug gut

by anonymous November 16, 2025

Mouth Guts

The aftermath one might leave after brushing there teeth and spitting in the sink.

I’ve asked you over and over to rinse your mouth guts down the drain! Eewww!

by E & T were hereEd& August 12, 2019

Gut

Gut also know as Gut Master, is a nickname for a person who is known to listen to the Grateful Dead in a garage and slowly becomes Ball Sack McGee after consuming a large amount of alcohol.

Person: Hey Gut, are you down to see a movie tonight.

Gut: Sorry man, I'll be listening to some Jerry tonight.

by eeazyzz September 4, 2018