gobblelest

a gobblelest is a boy thats always on your top always riding someone goes for any and i mean ANY girl and will eat ANY GIRL even da dirty ones for breakfast luch and dinner AKA a simproni

OMMGGGG GIRL u heard brandon was being a gobblelest for tina.

by thee.brains.liyahh June 1, 2023

garbledooble

what the fuck

Person 1: "Garbledooble"
Person 2: what the fuck

by sldlelmo2 June 4, 2023

gobble gunk

Your friend Dean and Gwanda haven’t had a gobble gunk all their life, what unlucky fellows. Luckily! There is a person who has, named Goobie.

The gobble gunk is the act of getting food waste, stuffing a Turkey, and playing Fortnite with your friends on thanksgiving.

“Hey Jeff,” said mike, “let’s do the gobble gunk!”
“I can’t today but I CAN do the goobie gunk!” Jeff says.

by The game is real June 7, 2023

Glorblechorp

A position in which two guys get one banana and shove it up both of their asses while simultaneously jerking each other off.

My brother got fired for Glorblechorping with his boss at work yesterday.

by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

Gerble smacked

1. To be in complete surprise

2. To be taken a back by random and insane words

"The man was Gerble smacked by the mans lore"

by EggsArntMemes June 11, 2023

gobblecum

A slang term for the gobble gum machine in cod zombies for when the gum you get is exactly what you wanted and you jizz your pants

“Ay dude I just got a gobblecum!” “Bussss”

by The grippy stick June 20, 2023

gobblergram

The gobblergram is a descendant of the kissogram, a British stag night tradition, in which a hot-looking woman approaches the groom-to-be on his final night of freedom out drinking with his mates, slips under the table where he's sitting with them and proceeds to relieve his...tension, after which she pops back up and tears off "her" wig, revealing that our hero's pleasurable experience was only superficially a heterosexual one. Not everyone can be guaranteed to cope well with this realization however, and the purchasers of the service should be responsible for clearing a path to the exit in case a rapid getaway is necessary. It is particularly important to capture the expression on the recipient's face on video for posterity, and a couple of people should be assigned this task.

"Can you still get those gobblergrams in these nonbinary days? We should do something memorable for that Steve during his stag do next month."
"I guess so, there must be some website where you can offer a bid and see if anyone accepts it. Might cost a bit though."

by nouiknouik June 22, 2023