Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

post-Google

after google was started

post-Google Earth era

by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012

Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.

"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."

by MagusB February 22, 2012

Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)

Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.

by koolyman June 14, 2011

Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.

I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.

by doublesunrise June 22, 2011

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

Google Nazi

A person that likes to spam flag any (usually innocent and/or un-copywritten) media (such as YouTube videos) posted by google users (such as YouTubers) and they usually do this because they hate the type of content posted by the user and want it taken down, even though it doesn't violate any rules or regulations.
They are the most annoying and problematic people to ever encounter online, especially if you're a YouTuber.

WTF MY VIDEO JUST GOT TAKEN DOWN BY THESE DAMN GOOGLE NAZIS! SALTY PEOPLE CANT TAKE A JOKE THESE DAYS!

I had to re-upload my Duck Song Parody because it was flagged too much of copyright issues by these Google Nazis, and the funny thing is, these idiots don't even realize the Duck Song wasn't even copywritten to being with!

by Assassin650 July 4, 2018