Goat Burrito 

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

Goat Burrito by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.

Oit Barry you great big goat fister.

goat fister by Wackojacko2219 September 8, 2017

goat scale 

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

goat scale by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

goat vag 

Goat vagina

D loves the goat vag.

goat vag by Filthy mustache November 9, 2017

goat rooter 

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

goat rooter by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

goat noise 

The same as calling something bullshit.

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!

goat noise by Danbot1 June 15, 2018

Goat Tissue 

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing

Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN

Goat Tissue by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 8, 2018