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goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.
1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
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goat vag

by Filthy mustache November 9, 2017
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goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats
“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”
by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018
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goat noise

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!
by Danbot1 June 15, 2018
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Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 8, 2018
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Goat Licker

A person who likes to write Goat Licker to say: ''you are nice and i will tell You that but i won't tell you who wrote this."
when someone writes goat licker it means a complement but you are not supposed to know who wrote it.
it was first invented by two 12 year olds attend London, Elementry in London, Ohio, usa
and since gone viral. so if you find a note that says goat licker, an anonymous person complemented you!
by pteranodon4444 August 30, 2018
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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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