French connect

The French Connection was a scheme through which heroin was smuggled from Turkey to France and and all over Europe and then to the United States, culminating in the late 1960s and early 1970s, some what mid 80's when it provided the vast majority of the illicit heroin used in the United States.

I got my man who has dat French connect ya digg.
Where can i find dat French connect.

by Johnson123,abc August 22, 2009

Felch Fight

The sexual act of two or more people excreting semen from a human orifice onto each other in a contest type fashion.

Man that orgy last night got messy, it erupted into a mass felch fight after my wife dropped a felch over an unsuspecting participant!

by bluedenimpseudonym June 27, 2010

Felch Balling

When you felch and then snowball it.

Dude I shot a load in that girls ass and then this other girl sucked it out and spit it in her mouth. It was a total Felch Balling.

by Cujo1809 March 15, 2011

French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

french meadow

A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.

I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.

So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!

I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.

by lexicon_T October 19, 2012

French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012

french pony tail

A french term for a lady open for business.

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.

by French lover October 30, 2013