Dirty brown eyed stinker

When a man or woman pulls down their pants, places their asscheeks in someone’s face and farts.

My friend Tyler drank a couple of my beers last night, so I gave him a dirty brown eyed stinker while he was sleeping.

by Boner Bobby December 10, 2023

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bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.

You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.

by Edz67 July 20, 2023

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one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

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A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023

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bi-eyed

The laziest way of defining a creature or human with two different colored eyes which is more commonly known as “ heterochromia”.

The way Elliott hunt would say it Kus she didn’t know what the real word was.

That cat has two different colored eyes so it’s bi-eyed.

by Sissrs July 29, 2023

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