The Kitten Eater

The source of evil, flames and trolls uncontrollably on many message boards.

"If you were a kitten, you would be eaten."

by Darrien Florience November 29, 2003

Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass

It means do things to you that I wouldnt even do to a farm animal.

Arab Dude: I have stolen our favorite goat.

Arab Father : Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass.

by Godthereal1 February 3, 2012

eastern university

A mid sized baptist college in south eastern pennsylvania that doesn't have students, but pods. eastern kids think that their shit doesn't stink and think they are holier than anyone else in the state. since they are so perfect, none of the students smoke pot, but go across the road to cabrini to get high. generally low class, eastern thinks they're hot shit in a champagne glass, but are really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

girl one: why does campus smell so bad?
boy one: oh, must be the pot heads from eastern university sneaking on campus again!

by phishingnet May 16, 2010

Easter bunny

A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens

"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"

by Santa May 3, 2004

Eastern Michigan University

Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!

Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."

Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"

Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."

Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."

by XYZ1000 August 2, 2011

easter

n. A roided up keebler elf who wont be able to hack it in Varsity Football and abuses young girls.

Did you see that Easter taking it up the butt from those upper classmen?...Man he'll never make it past camp Cocoa...What a friggin douche.

by Fuck the Elves July 22, 2003

Easter

something that jacked up kindergardeners fed their parents, and evenually the whole world, convinsing them that we should have another holiday devoted to eating choclate.

super intelligent kindergardener:

you are getting sleepy...

now, when i snap my fingers you will believe that a stupid holiday called easter exists, and you will spend it doing and believing the following...

by mister immagrant April 8, 2004