douche dick

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

Abercrombie Douchebag

Abercrombie Douchebag

An Abercrombie Douchebag is someone who shops at the wannabe high class store "Abercrombie & Fitch."

People who wear Abercrombie usually travel in swarms together. When at the cafe you may see a group of Abercrombie Douche bags. They only wear gay coulors like light blue and gay pink. This store was mostly made for FEMALES, but faggot/insecure self esteemed deprived males go there to get the fix of homosexualness.

Abercrombie D-bags: They are a primitive group, naturally migrate in the winter to their own homes, or their Douchebag friends houses so they can play hockey and suck each others dicks, while getting "stains" on their pink and blue gay shirts.
Conclusion: Abercrombie douchebags usually think they are high-class citizens, but they really are not.
Females with Abercrombie = Sluts. Not always but mostly.

FUCK! Abercrombie DOUCHEBAGS ARE COMING. GTFO BEFORE THEY TRY AND CONVER YOU INTO DOUCHEBAG-ism.

2.NORMAL HUMAN: Hey Abercrombie douchebag. whats that white stain on your shirt? is that sperm from sucking your friends dick?

Abercrombie Fanboy: Actually it is. Thanks for noticing. !!!

by Anti-Abercrombie ; Steven R. January 26, 2009

douche dart

An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.

I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.

or

"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"

"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."

by 79GoldenWings September 23, 2009

GA Tech Douche

Resides in Towers...complains about the lack of a relationship/girls often. On AIM,a GA Tech Douche chooses to put up multiple away messages dealing with his lonely existence. Has the ability to annoy people from nearly 1000 miles away.

See also: douche

GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**

Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...

by istandwitness October 4, 2005

Douche Bag

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

by MoonshoesPotter234 May 14, 2011

douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

by Sennex July 30, 2010