Webster Diving

Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.

"Dude, we totally went Webster Diving all last night writing my concrete poetry tat."

by dm10003 May 8, 2012

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.

Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.

by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

double dining slut

Somebody who makes it seem like a special thing that two couples have dinner together when in reality they are just cycling couples like slot machine.

Those guys are a double dining slut.

by megatooth January 17, 2015

shrimp diving

The act of plunging one's cock so deep in a vagina, that the balls are actually inserted.

I went shrimp diving in my mom last night. hot karl

by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014

Snuff Diving

Performing oral sex on a woman while using chewing tobacco.

I was eating out this chick and decided I needed some chewing tobacco so I put in a pinch of Coppenhagen and went snuff diving.

by TheSnuffDiver March 2, 2015

Rotisserie dicking

When you have a female companion on your genitals and you begin to spin her around during intercourse.

Eh love, you up for a good rotisserie dicking tonight?

by Geoff Stelling May 21, 2015