drunk as ten Indians

Native American populations are plagued by a mutation of the gene for the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase, which plays a major role in metabolizing alcohol. This mutation leads the poor metabolism of alcohol; thus increasing alcohol’s toxicity

Timmy hasn’t eaten today so he got drunk as ten Indians.

by Frederico Smith May 3, 2007

Defunkatize

A hygeine product, such as: soap, deoderant and bodyspray. Could also be used as "defunk" and "defunker".

"Man, you need to go defunkatize yo'self!"

by RavenLoonatic November 28, 2005

drunk

Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.

"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

by ted December 26, 2004

Lamp -Shade -Drunk

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.

Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.

by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005

drunk

You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise

by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006

Drunk

an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

by spikemiester45036 August 15, 2003