Depression hair

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.

"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"

by Fuck off hoe May 11, 2021

mano depressedo

A man in a severely depressed state. Often goes hand in hand with being mano alono.

Steve : Is James coming out tonight?
John : No, he's been mano depressedo since he split up with Claire and says he's just going to sit in and drink himself unconcious with a bottle of vodka

by El Smsmeistre June 19, 2007

inbox depression

n. A dysphoric state of mind that occurs after one looks into one's email inbox with great anticipation of something, only to feel rejected that nobody has sent the individual a particular email.

I had a major case of inbox depression going on for months as I waited for med school admission notifications to come in.

by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

crippling depresion

some viral YouTube saying of depresion

I have crippling depresion

by NoPoNoPoTrexGuy2 March 1, 2017

Shrek depression

Shrek depression is where you love watching Shrek so much and then it ends. It causes you to be very depressed and put into a shrekdiculous state. Also it mainly begins when in Shrek 4, you believe Shrek to die. Some may be cured by the following:
•eating an onion
•doing the roar
•watching the Shrek Christmas special

Some may not ever be cured and will be put into a Shrek depression forever.

Recently I watched Shrek and when he nearly died in Shrek 4, I got a bad case of Shrek depression.

by I’m sad :(( June 21, 2018

Supresso Depresso

Someone who acts/is depressed a lot, you can call someone "supresso depresso" or say they're acting "supresso depresso"

Person 1 "Man, Johnny has been Supresso Depresso ever since he broke up with Kim"

Person 2 "I know right, hopefully he stops soon"

by Three_Baby_Ducks February 28, 2019

Clinical Depression

A more severe branch of depression. It's also referred to as Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), or if even more severe and longer lasting, Chronic Major Depressive Disorder (C-MDD/CMDD)

normal person: I have clinical depression
a wise man named CORPSE: CLINICAL FUCKING DEPRESSION

by psychoticvoid January 12, 2021