Crispy

A blond woman of white origin, usually american, that is not from your culture and is not accepted by your family.

Crispy is the incorrect way of saying kristie, an abbreviation of the name Kristina.

Me: I have to go meet Crispy tomorrow.

Bro: But bro, i thought your family didnt approve of her.

Me: Yes they dont, but they still dont know about her.

by dubmono February 29, 2024

Crispyy

Juice Archive’s (Discord Server) best member, known for establishing the art of the sob reaction across many Discord platforms. Obsessed with Phreshboyswag and Tenkay (underground rappers).

1: Do you know that guy Crispyy?
2: Yeah he owned so many people in Juice Archive.

by s1b3 April 18, 2024

Crispy

An exceptionally strong or buff person, especially if their appearance or personality seems frail.

That old man is really crispy-he can lift 100 pounds.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo June 12, 2024

crispy

Someone who is 'crispy' is a person who exudes confidence, sophistication and a clean sharp sense of style without seeming overly contrived or forced. Their personality, confidence and style feel authentic and innate while coming off as effortless.

Dude that girl is sooo crispy!!

by On-Chon July 14, 2024

crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin”

are you crispy bredrin

by k.9nine February 16, 2025

Crispcunt

The Crispcunt is the sexual or culinary act of eating one's vaginal crust.

"That restaurant has the best crispcunt menu"

"I want to crispcunt your daughter-in-law"

by xX_ULTR4_PROL4PSE_Xx March 7, 2025

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025