holy crappin crap

a word used when very frightened, surprized, or confused.

(in a dark house)
kevin:Jim where are you?
Jim:BOO!!!
Kevin:HOLY CRAPPIN CRAP you made me almost shit myself!

by KLU KLU August 26, 2007

close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.

Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

Capped

Another word for handicapped

John: "2+2=3"
Adam: "John I can't believe how fucking capped you are"

by UnexpectedWeirdo December 8, 2018

cappernickel

Someone who is trash at Fortnite and someone who is lying

Stop being a cappernickel
Your a cappernickel

by PZ8 WizardSky March 21, 2019

Capper

Someone that constantly caps. A person with many capping bones in their body and is always at capacity.

Why is B2 the biggest capper in the helmet?
probably because he's cuffed

by cleveland, ohio December 2, 2019

Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.

It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?

by Nipple Knockers April 3, 2022