cold beverage

A cold, alchoholic beverage(i.e. beer).
I'm gonna have me some cold beverages tonight!
by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003
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Cold Piss

1.Australian for cold beer

2.Your piss really is cold
1. Hey bartender lemme get a tall pitcher of cold piss
by Khoi February 24, 2004
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Cold one

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.
by Melanie July 14, 2003
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Cold shower

1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) The penis's worst enemy

3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.

3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
by bbare89 September 20, 2009
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dialin' cold

When something is so cold (usually weather) that your nipples are practically hard enough to dial the phone with. Also know as PHONE DIALIN' COLD.
"Yo you coming over tonight Susie?"
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)

"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)
by Y.R. February 01, 2008
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the cold turkey

When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.
DAN: "How was ur night?"
MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey."
by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
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Cold Snap

A sexual act, originally involving a Rocket Pop but later including most any frozen treat on a stick, whereby the frozen treat is inserted rectally and then snapped off of the stick.
Whew, it sure was hot today. Think I'll unwind with a margarita and a cold snap.
by WaftyCranker July 07, 2011
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