Coke and Poke

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.

"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "

by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

coke nails

Long little fingernails used for snorting cocaine

I scooped up some coke with my coke nails and snorted it.

by JAYDOS September 9, 2013

Coke

This beverage is a government conspiracy to feed children cocaine but is so good that it works

As for Gorden ramsy would sat fucking delicious coke

by Pikachumpe January 1, 2021

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

quick coke

When one drinks Coca-Cola, or any other soda fast as hell. (Usually under 3 or 5 drinks.)

Brian: So as I was saying...*Continues to Quick Coke*

Joe: If you don't quit coking, you might just choke on what you're drinking Brian.

by GhostHawk July 9, 2016

coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.

Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!

by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021