Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

A woman.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.

by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013

Clean Wrists

Having money, ballin having hella cheese.

After I cash this check, my wrists will be clean as fuck.

by The Bizzle October 10, 2004

Clean shavies

A boy who having had a scruffy beard for awhile shaves it off becoming somewhat unrecognizable.

Hey look at mike he's a real clean shavies without that beard.

by Andrew Frisch November 10, 2008

Cleamsey

A discord admin in Endurance he’s in GFNF and AK Chefs he doesn’t go outside at all just gives people misinformer and pings @here in shopify all day

#shopify
Cleamsey: @here
#talk-here
everyone: cleamsey ping GO GO GO

by Poos1235 November 4, 2020

Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.

She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.

by V November 15, 2002