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circle jerk

We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...

NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.

Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!
Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"

One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change
by Cajun July 23, 2008
mugGet the circle jerkmug.

circle jerk

circle jerkS.notice the capital s,was and still is a band the early eighties.not the 90's.dont try to be old school if your not.
by i hate trendy people March 24, 2005
mugGet the circle jerkmug.

alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.
my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...
by Pepperonni Steve August 24, 2009
mugGet the alabama crop circlemug.

circle mouth-gasm

A circle mouth-gasm is like a circle-jerk but instead of jacking off, the five or six guy get their dicks sucked and have cumgasms in the mouth of a guy on his knees beating off who swallows their thick loadsof cum.
In my Fraternity X, I always looked forward to the other dudes having circle mouth-gasms in my mouth and swallowing their creamy loads!
by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020
mugGet the circle mouth-gasmmug.

circle jerks

Those people in the circle of a G+ (GOOGLE+) who suffer from false beliefs, who have accepted idiotic doctrines and subsequently who cannot put forth cogent argument.
I didn't want to clog your stream with an essay, especially since I seem to offend your crazed socialist, communist circle jerks,
by Ketch Rudder October 6, 2011
mugGet the circle jerksmug.

circle of hot garbage

Synonym for an unsavory or foul tasting pizza pie.
I never eat at Jo Jo's. Last time I did, it tasted like a circle of hot garbage.
by Stammer May 19, 2008
mugGet the circle of hot garbagemug.

Going Full Circle

"Going full circle" is a term that describes an album or a movie (or really any form of media) which is so bad, corny, ridiculous and terrible that it becomes an enjoyable, fun, and maybe even good.
Jake: Hey, did you see "Dragonball: Evolution"?
Sarah: Yeah! That movie went for a full circle. I can hardly believe it got released to theatres!

or

John: Dude, Jake, I'm here watching this Street Fighter movie and it's going full circle.
by xWolfxRaynex July 16, 2009
mugGet the Going Full Circlemug.

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