Indian traffic cone 

when you do a slovakian traffic cone but with little scrawny kids with no autonomy over their bodies.

"I'm saving up for a trip to India"
"Why"
"So I can contribute to the society"
"How?"
"The good ol' Indian traffic cone, deals with overpopulation"

Indian traffic cone by DANKBALJIT October 28, 2021

Dick measuring contest 

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

Dick measuring contest by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

consent 

giving someone permission to engage in sexual activity with you. consent is really hot.

"can i kiss you, angel ?"
"babygirl, do you wanna do this ?"

so hot

ask for consent, kidz.

consent by gentle angel <3 July 27, 2021

Team Conan 

NBC is planning to give Jay Leno the 11:35 p.m. time slot and to either bump Conan to 12:05 or to move him off The Tonight Show altogether. Team Conan believes that this is balderdash and that NBC should favor Conan O'Brien, unequivocally a better comic and host than Leno.

"Leno sucks balls! Team Conan!"

Team Conan by GCV January 13, 2010

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

crunchy conservative 

Environmentally and socially conscious political conservative. This term was coined by National Review columnist Rod Dreher, and appears in his book, "Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse crowd of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)."

"'Ewww, that's so lefty,' Dreher's editor at his old National Review job sneered when Dreher said he was picking up some locally grown organic produce. And what's with the sandals I'm wearing, he then thought; am I going liberal? Not a bit, he concluded, though if associating with liberals could help him have healthy, flavorful food and a beautiful, durable home; be involved in his children's education; protect and nurture the environment and other species; and live with religious integrity, then associate, befriend, and work with liberals he would. That made him a crunchy conservative . . ."

crunchy conservative by jcwords December 31, 2011

Conchetumare 

It's a chilean word, literally means "the vagina of your mother" but in spanish the meaning and the use can vary. The original word it's like a phrase: "concha de tu madre", but it is written that way because of its pronunciation.

You can use it (in an informal space, obviously) when you are surprised, exiting, scared or when you just want to offend someone. So the word can mean "Oh my god" or "motherfucker" depending of the context. Its use is daily in Chile and other countries of Latinoamérica, but the pronuntiation vary depending of the country.

Examples!

"Conchetumare no te puedo creer"----> "Oh my god I can't believe it"
"Conchetumare que lindo"----> "Oh my god it's so cute!"
"Chúpalo conchetumare"----> "Suck it motherfucker"

Search in Youtube "Kirby conchetumare", "Piñera conchetumare te odio hueon" or "Vardoc conchetumare" for learn the pronuntiation :)

Conchetumare by Chispitas October 28, 2020