earn burn

When you have really bad grammar. For example, saying "light time" instead of

Guy 1: "Hey man I'm scared of the dark."

Guy 2: "You must be terrified of dark time."

Guy 1: "You mean Night time?"

Guy 2: "Whoops, guess i had a case of earn burn."

by usabaker November 27, 2018

Burn shower

Showering with the temperature as hot as you can tolerate without scalding yourself. Used to overwhelm your receptors when you're covered in mosquito bites so your reactors don't have energy to itch.

Taking a burn shower when you're covered in mosquito bites is actually very pleasant, it's like your scratching all those itches at once!

by MrGrimlockTheKing October 11, 2018

Lisa Burns

Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.

I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.

by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018

Twerk burn

The burn a female receives after a long night of twerking with inappropriate attire.
Caused by the prolonged massive friction between skin and jeans contact.

I didn't realize how bad my twerk burn was until it was stinging in the shower!

by hella_ale September 5, 2013

slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.

I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.

by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011

Gang-burn

The act of several people participating in a sick burn session after one unlucky bastard spouts off a whole lotta unintelligent nonsense.

"bro I just said the most retarded shit at the bar, everyone heard and totally chimed in, it was a full out gang-burn sesh!"

by El granto515 September 22, 2011

turn and burn

In the restaurant world, this phrase describes the method by which a server will try to get a table out of his section as quickly as possible. This method is especially useful when dealing with customers who are not spending a lot of money and therefore, will not leave a big tip.
Popular methods include speedy food delivery, dropping the check before clearing plates, using short and speedy sentences, and anything else that will expedite the process of getting those cheap customers the hell out of there.

Waiter #1: Bleeding hell! My 4-top ordered 4 glasses of water, and they're splitting an appetizer. And that's all they're getting.
Waiter #2: You better turn and burn if you want to make any money tonight.

by kotero January 14, 2007