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Baked to the Bones

Condition of someone, who has had too much of a certain substance, and is now more or less completely delirious.
1:You seen Ulrike the other day at the Party?
2: Yeah, she was completely baked to the bones.
by Mauler21 April 24, 2023
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homework bone

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.
Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone
by Repiliptic June 26, 2016
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groan bone

A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management
"C'mon girly, why not relax on the old groan bone, get some of that stress out"
by ghaywood March 28, 2007
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bone number

The number of someone who you are planning to bone.
John: Yo did you have any luck last night?
Tom: Oh Yeah man i got like 6 bone numbers
by myalias123 November 26, 2010
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Pussy bone

A vague and crude description of intercourse between a man and a woman.

A way to describe reaching far into a womans genitalia
"Ey, girl, I wanna make a pussy bone with you."

"Ey, girl, I wanna rub your pussy bone."
by GlazedBakery October 21, 2023
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Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.
After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.
by Ben Inthar November 13, 2011
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Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.
Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.
by Shakazalabas September 1, 2021
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